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Joke of the Day

"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"

"Debra is short for Debrassiere"

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."

"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""

"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"