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Joke of the Day

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."

"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."

"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"

"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."

"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."

"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"

"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""