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Joke of the Day

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"Two redditors walk into a bar"

"How do you organise a space party? You planet."

"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"

"Yes, people who exercise live longer. But those extra years are spent...umm...excercising!"

"Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction."

"his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty"