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Joke of the Day

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."

"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."

"Equality That's the joke."

"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."

"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"

"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."