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Joke of the Day
"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"
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"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."
"Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too."
"Crocs are the most effective birth control."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."
"[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] ""I've counted these fries."""
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."