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Joke of the Day
"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"
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"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"
"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."
"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"
"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."
"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."
"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."
"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."
"How fucking furious do you think homeless people get when ""Mo Money, Mo Problems"" comes on?"
"How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii? Ahola."