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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach"

"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."

"Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!"

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back"

"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."