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Joke of the Day

"Political opinions are like assholes If yours shows up in my Facebook feed I will probably block you"

"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."

"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."

"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"

"What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common? Not enough"""

"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."

"Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs I guess the drones got too high and crashed"

"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."