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Joke of the Day

"Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice."

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"If two cannibals fight Does that make it a food fight?"

"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"

"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""

"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."

"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"