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Joke of the Day

"Mel Brooks is tired of all the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger begging for a new space balls movie. In a public statement he said he is the worst schwartz a nagger of them all."

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"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."
"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."
"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."