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Joke of the Day

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"

"How do you know you're getting aid's From the pounding sensation in your ass."

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"

"Paddy says, ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""Bugger that!"" says Mick. ""Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"""

"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."

"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."

"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."

"I feel I'm at my most culturally sensitive when I call Dell tech support and don't scream, ""What the fuck are you saying?"""

"If two Rednecks get divorced... are they still cousins?"