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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
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"Someday astronauts will land on the sun .... Im hoping they're smart enough to do this at nighttime when it's not as hot"
"I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones"
"Coworker: What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing? M: Protesting this conversation."
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."
"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."
"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"