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Joke of the Day

"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."

"You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing."

"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid. I said I can stop any time I want."

"Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill."

"My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant"