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Joke of the Day
"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."
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"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""
"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"
"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."
"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."
"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."
"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"
"Well... I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world"