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Joke of the Day
"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""
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"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted."
"Oceanography is all about current events"
"Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?"
"I think my baby might be gay He cries when I take the pacifier out of his butt"
"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""
"Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair? Because they're bad conductors."
"I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!"