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Joke of the Day
"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."
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"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"
"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"
"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."
"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"
"So I've heard the AFL player Chris Judd gets women pretty wet... But I reckon Adam Goodes gets them Damper."