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Joke of the Day
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
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"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""
"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
"Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I'm like, ""Good for you. You've not let the fact you can't be tattooed stop you from getting a bike."""
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"
"What is the slowest ship? A snail boat."
"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."
"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."