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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas... I think this time, we should let them in..."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."

"I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship."

"What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager"

"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."

"All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme."

"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"

"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"

"*eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes up next to leftover pizza Voila! Breakfast in bed!"