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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."

"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"I was sitting in traffic the other day... and I got run over."

"Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies? Because this docent makes any cents."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!"

"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"

"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"