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Joke of the Day

"I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that."

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"

"What computer says ""hello"" A Dell"

"Guy calls his wife and says, ""I had an accident at the factory today - a machine cut off my finger!"" His wife asks, ""The whole finger?"" He replies, ""No, the one next to it."""

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk by a park... The Priest turns to the Rabbi and days, ""Hey, wanna screw 'em?"" The Rabbi looks confused for a moment, and replies with, ""Out of what?"""

"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"

"Keep ""Christ in ""Christopher Lloyd"" because without it, he'd be ""Opher Lloyd"" and that sounds like ""overlord."" Huh? I'll have a Sprite."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"