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Joke of the Day
"""Why is there sweat on my handbag?"" ""Calm down, it's just a little pursepiration."""
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"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"
"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."
"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""
"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"
"What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints? an im-paw-ster."
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."
"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."
"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."