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Joke of the Day

"Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10? Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out."

"Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great."

"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."

"Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They can smell blood a nile away"

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""

"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""

"Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going."