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"How do you please an Amish woman? 3 Mennonite..."
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"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."
"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you."
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter."