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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light"

"Y'all are gonna be sorry when I figure out how to breed spiders and bees and my army of ""spees"" is stingin' and bitin' you and shit"

"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."

"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"

"What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?"

"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""

"They hired a comedian at the local construction site. Everyone loves him. You could say he was really nailing it."

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."