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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"
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"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"Cereal box mascots give kids a dangerously positive view of animals who in the wild would literally kill them before they gave them cereal."
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"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."
"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."
"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"
"1990- I have three-way calling, we can all talk for hours 2015- don't even leave me a voicemail unless you are dying or I won money"
"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"
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