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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
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"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""
"Worried sick about America's billionaires, you guys"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."
"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."
"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
"If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... It's humility."
"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"Autocorrect can be a real birch. Dammit!"