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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."

"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("

"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."

"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"

"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."