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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"
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"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."
"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."
"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."
"My buddy told me he wanted to study paleontology... I told him it was a dead-ends job."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."