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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"
Next Joke
"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."
"I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s)."
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms"
"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."
"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."
"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"
"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"