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Joke of the Day

"They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future."

"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."

"I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect"

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"[hits you in the face with newspaper] ""Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."""

"Friend: How's the wine? Me: It's exCHARDONNARY Friend: *taking my glass away* No."

"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."

"""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"" Hitler: ""Mine fewer then"" Reddit: ""I did **not see** that coming"" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all"