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Joke of the Day
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
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"I told my waiter, ""There's a fly in my soup!"" He said, ""It's possible, the cook used to be a tailor."""
"[ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni"
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website? REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!"
"How Did I Make It To The Middle East? Iran there."
"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."
"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""
"You hear about these Islamic balloons? ... they blow themselves up."
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."