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Joke of the Day
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
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"How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear."
"A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, ""the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"""
"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."