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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."

"I was gonna tell a joke about a midget giving head but that'd be a low blow."

"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"

"I always play Jenga on a first date That way girls know my pull out game is strong"

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."

"I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes."

"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."

"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"