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Joke of the Day

"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."

"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"

"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."

"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"

"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"

"C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard."

"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."

"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"

"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."

"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."