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Joke of the Day
"Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first"
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"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"
"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"
"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"
"My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong."
"How to piss off the JokeExplainBot?"
"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."
"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"