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Joke of the Day
"Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first"
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"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("
"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."
"Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country."
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics"
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."
"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."