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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"I hope I'm not the only one who hovers over someone when they use my favorite pen just so they know I'm serious about wanting it back."

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out."

"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted."

"How do you say 50 cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!"

"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."

"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"

"If I ran the world, I would enforce a police state where everyone would have to weigh-in before being allowed to order food."