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Joke of the Day

"Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless."

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."

"I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)"

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler"

"Babe are you a clock? Cause you're the bomb"

"What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."