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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"
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"""Kumail. Kumail. K. U. M. No. M. Just write Jason."" - me right after ordering coffee"
"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."
"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."
"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"
"The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?"
"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I don't goat my dick up a dead baby's ass."
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"
"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"
"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."