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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore?? an om-nom-nomnivore"
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"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."
"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."
"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"
"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"
"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."
"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"
"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"