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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."
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"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch."
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"
"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"
"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"
"What's the fastest way to heaven? It depends on the flight delays."
"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."
"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator!"