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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."

"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines. (Stolen shamelessly from Seinfeld)"

"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."

"What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme"

"What's an example of Jewish foreplay? When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris."

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."