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Joke of the Day

"How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb? Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"optimists: the glass is half full. pessimists: the glass is half empty feminists: the glass is being raped"

"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"

"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."

"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"

"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("