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Joke of the Day
"Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!"
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"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could totally see myself doing."
"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"Dear God, I asked about atheism today."
"What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!"
"How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later."
"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."
"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"