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Joke of the Day
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "
"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."
"[inventing humans] god: ""they should have complete control of their tongue"" angel: ""um ok"" god: ""let me finish.. except when using scissors"""
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."
"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."