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Joke of the Day
"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"
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"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"
"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."
"If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one."
"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"
"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."
"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."