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Joke of the Day
"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"
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"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""
"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""
"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."
"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."
"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."