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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti? A Pastafarian."
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"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."
"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"
"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."
"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."