201012

Joke of the Day

"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."

"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."

"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."

"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."

"""That was mesmerizing!"" I know another big word... huge."

"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"

"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."

"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"