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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Hitler survived World War 2? He's currently a mod at r/news."
Next Joke
"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"
"I inform my 4 year old that she's going to a friend's house 5 minutes before we leave so she only asks me when we're going 6000 times."
"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"
"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me."
"My girlfriend likes to call my dick ""The Cannon"" because it has a short fuse and only one ball."
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"