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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Hitler survived World War 2? He's currently a mod at r/news."
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"I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts."
"My skills Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life."
"""Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"" exclaimed my girlfriend, ""I've had enough, I'm leaving."" I said, ""Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"""
"Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*"
"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"
"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"
"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"
"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."