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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"
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"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."
"What's a 6.9? Another great thing screwed up by a period."
"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."
"The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? ""Cause you're fatter than they are."""
"If I had a quarter for every woman I made love to Id have 45 cents."
"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"