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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chicken and a hen? The spelling."

"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."

"I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests."

"TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!"

"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"

"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."