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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chicken and a hen? The spelling."

"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"

"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"

"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"

"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually it was more of a wrap."

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"