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Joke of the Day
"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"
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"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."
"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"
"Teen: Your outfit is on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your MOM is on fleek. Teen: (smiles) Thank you! Me: God damn it."
"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry."
"Humor: the only thing I like dry."
"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."
"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"