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Joke of the Day

"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""

"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."

"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"

"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."

"Driving around Boston is like reading Choose your own Adventure... There are countless different paths to take, with most leading to failure or death, and only a few leading to success."

"Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?"