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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"
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"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"My wife got a restraining order against me. I love it when she plays hard to get."
"Johnson, Clinton, and Trump are lost at sea. Who wins the election? America."
"Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson? Adele. Some one set fire to the train"
"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"